Dear Mother Nature,
Not long ago I may have made a comment that you took a bit too seriously. I was carrying in the groceries from my car and said, “It’s too hot out here. Mother Nature sucks.” You see, I wasn’t feeling well that day. So, I was a bit grumpy and took it out on you. I didn’t really mean it. I’m truly sorry.
I love the heat. I’m actually a fan of global warming. Not the whole melting of the ice caps with polar bears floating around on chunks of them. That part sucks. But, the whole million-degree heat for months on end. I dig it. Heatmiser is my hero.
I haven’t been to the beach in like a month. And, well, I hate to say it, but, it’s kinda your fault. You took the hot days and made them rainy. Now you’ve taken away the hot days and made them too cool for the beach. What’s a girl to do?
Check out the pictures from the last time I went:
|see the crabs?|
|he was next to my towel|
Cool, right? Don’t you want me to have more like these? What do you say? How about one more heat wave for the east coast? Then you can bring on the fall.
I’ll be at the dealership to get my car worked on today. They are supposed to have wi-fi. If not, I apologize for being late getting to your blogs.